One Direction: You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the door,don't need make-up, to cover up,being the way that you are is enough.
My Version: I'm insecure, I know what for I'm not Danielle, 32 or Eleanor. But that's okay, Cause they're all gay, So it's not like they'd want me anyway-ay-ay
Mum: I still can't believe how early the ticket sales were!
Me: I know, holy shit.
Mum: What if One Direction dies before next year? Will I get my money back?
Me: Shut the fuck up.
Me: Who cares about your money?
Me: Will my life be refunded?
ZAYN AND NIALL SHOULD HAVE A DANCE BATTLE
style-like-niall: TO SEE WHO’S HIPS DON’T LIE NIALL OR ZAYN
niall-is-perfection: swagmastafromdoncastaxo: reactions to directioner things this is so accurate you have no idea
sleepy-bird: And in this corner, we see Harry going through his ’ i think i’m a teenage lesbian’ phase
REBLOG this if you're a female!
caiteehawker: pearlonthebarricade: beautiifulbarbie: Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :) Please. Everyone on tumblr is female until proven otherwise.
Dear Fellow Directioners, If you wish to scroll...
The day when I see One Direction
harryssource: Me: Them: And I’ll be like:
One Direction Ordering Food:
Paul: Ok boys get whatever you want.
Niall: I want a cheeseburger...
Harry: Louis lets split a meal and eat it together tonight.
Louis: Sure we can eat it in bed.
Niall: Chicken fingers...
Paul: Harry stop touching Louis and order your food.
Niall: French Fries...
Liam: I would like some cookies and milk.
Niall: Ice cream...
Zayn: Is there a bathroom here? I need a mirror.
Paul: No Zayn your fine.
Louis: My order name is Terrrrrrance.
Liam: I am so sorry I forgot to say please when I was ordering my food!
Niall: Onion rings...
Paul: Niall don't you think thats enough food?
Niall: Another cheeseburger...
Zayn: Paul I need a mirror now!
Harry: Louis order one drink for us to split.
Paul: Why didn't I just order for them?